I love Anna Kendrick
I love Anna Kendrick
‘get back in the kitchen’
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
[laughs to keep from crying]
This is literally breathtaking.
My friend just sent this to me… wow. Watch until the end.
Nothing makes sense anymore
Oh my god.
Wow. I literally have tears in my eyes, that was spectacular.
This exact act was part of Amaluna when I went to see it earlier this year, and I swear, I have never heard an audience so quiet in my LIFE. I remember thinking at the time, too, that I had never imagined an audience holding its collective breath to see if someone could keep a stack of things balanced that way before, but the audience reactions were very much like the ones in this video. It was amazing.
holy mother of god that is amazing.
Well, now that I’ve shit my brick for the day…
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
why can’t my english teacher be your english teacher
I wouldn’t trade Jim Ellefson for anything, but that’s pretty damn awesome.
the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12
r u serious
NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY
jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh
this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.
Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan is the one who isn’t killing or harming animals just because “They taste good.”
Found the vegan.
I’m so obsessed with this no joke I reblog it every time I see it.
this makes my stomach drops
only just understood this and woah it scares me
this is too real it felt like a stab in the stomach
Someone should make a gif of the moment in Crazy, Stupid, Love when Emma Stone says Ryan Gosling stays up nights and he replies that he’s wildly unhappy and he’s trying to buy it but it’s not working. Or point me in the right direction of where I can find it.
Guys what if the reason Sam grew to be taller than Dean was because he was the one who got to eat while Dean had to sit by and starve so his little brother wouldn’t be hungry; therefore not getting enough nourishment to grow. He’s still tall as fuck though.
SLOW DOWN THERE SATAN
then there’s dean’s bowlegs: “If a child is sickly (…) or is improperly fed, the bowed condition may persist. [x]”
Welp, guess I’m in the right business after all. It might kill me, but that’s how all the greats did it, right?
i don’t get str8 men
HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.
I guess everyone has a right to make their own path, which means I have every right to think THIS IS WEIRD. THIS IS VERY FUCKING WEIRD.
“Here it’s safe, and here it’s warm, Here the daisies guard you from every harm.”
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.