party don’t start til i walk in.
Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.
"long suffering Mets fan"
2.08 Crossroad Blues
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.
Tyler: Is that a wiener?
Shelley: Why is there a wiener in my sink?
Tyler(laughing) : Why is there a wiener in my sink…Shelley!
-Who would like to start?
Shelley:He always wants to go first
they are so cute awww and don’t you just love it when Tyler compliments Shelley?Like he said she was a great addition to the cast and that she is hilarious and then he said how Stalia is improving the show and I just want to hug him for making her feel welcomed
okay so i had been spoilered all to hell already about captain america
i had assumed it was like other marvel stuff, where falcon is a shield agent, and that “on your left” came out of some kind of shield exercise thing
IT WAS LITERALLY JUST STEVE ROGERS FUCKING WITH A STRANGER
HE JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO FUCK WITH A DUDE HE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW
HOW OFTEN DOES HE DO THAT
is steve rogers just fucking with people constantly bill murray style
does he steal french fries from strangers and tell them no one will ever believe them
does he lift cars when only small children are looking
did steve realize that captain america had a bizarrely wholesome reputation and use it as a way to prank people blamelessly
vanityr101 said: In Fight Club the Narrator has Tyler Durden as its Alter Ego. What about yourself? Is it tyler or do you have another? If so. Share with us?
Secret: In college, when I wanted to drink and raise hell, I told people my name was ‘Nick.’ That way, if anyone phoned, looking for ‘Nick’ I’d know it was bad news. I’d tell them, “Nick is dead.”
Quand avec S. on a appris que le directeur était en vacances pendant 4 semaines à partir de demain!! =)