Aeterna Wicked

I love Anna Kendrick

candymandie:

‘get back in the kitchen’

sure

be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in

I’ll go back in the kitchen

but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag

And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.

(Source: chinchillahime)

searchingforknowledge:

slay-z:

satanic2chainz:

nooooooooooooooo

[laughs to keep from crying]

LOLZZZZZZZZZ CRIESSSSSSSSSS

(Source: siddman)

daysofstorm:

helens78:

zillah975:

goldenorbrokenorlost:

jacobtheloofah:

butterfly-zombie:

meow—lex:

proletarianinstinct:

batlesbo:

airspaniel:

This is literally breathtaking.

My friend just sent this to me… wow. Watch until the end.

Jesus Christ

Nothing makes sense anymore

holy shit.

Oh my god.

Wow. Wow.

Wow. I literally have tears in my eyes, that was spectacular.

This exact act was part of Amaluna when I went to see it earlier this year, and I swear, I have never heard an audience so quiet in my LIFE. I remember thinking at the time, too, that I had never imagined an audience holding its collective breath to see if someone could keep a stack of things balanced that way before, but the audience reactions were very much like the ones in this video. It was amazing.

holy mother of god that is amazing.

Well, now that I’ve shit my brick for the day…

consulting-violinist:

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

why can’t my english teacher be your english teacher

I wouldn’t trade Jim Ellefson for anything, but that’s pretty damn awesome.

coffeeandcheesecake:

#trying to ruin marriage again are we

u-kill-me-in-a-good-way:

violettesilence:

jesuislegrandefromage:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

hotdamnope:

kangiku:

the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12

r u serious

NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY

jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh

this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.

Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan is the one who isn’t killing or harming animals just because “They taste good.”

Found the vegan.

(Source: enmu)

vintagesouls-:

ecsstassy:

bblackdiamonds:

prettyreckles:

relativityy:

letsl0vetonight:

I’m so obsessed with this no joke I reblog it every time I see it.

this makes my stomach drops

only just understood this and woah it scares me

this is too real it felt like a stab in the stomach

wow

oh.

genoflydersyolo:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

It looks like a butterfly emerging from its cocoon, only metamorphosing for the purpose of human consumption.
It lives to die.
Tragically beautiful.

Someone should make a gif of the moment in Crazy, Stupid, Love when Emma Stone says Ryan Gosling stays up nights and he replies that he’s wildly unhappy and he’s trying to buy it but it’s not working. Or point me in the right direction of where I can find it.

Plz.

subite-vene-in-orem:

candied-two-fold:

novemberrain93:

Guys what if the reason Sam grew to be taller than Dean was because he was the one who got to eat while Dean had to sit by and starve so his little brother wouldn’t be hungry; therefore not getting enough nourishment to grow. He’s still tall as fuck though.

SLOW DOWN THERE SATAN

then there’s dean’s bowlegs: “If a child is sickly (…) or is improperly fed, the bowed condition may persist. [x]”